ok, here comes the only negative things i am going to say about being pregnant:
(keep in mind i am only 6 months along so i am sure around the 8-9 month mark i will be thinking many other things)
1) oh my god, will i ever sleep again?
2) i am still digesting a meal i ate on saturday
3) braxton hicks - well you're a fun little surprise aren't you?
4) zzzzzzzzzzzzz....zzzzz... oh sorry, i dozed off, i haven't slept in 2 weeks!
5) this.kid.is.heavy.
ok i'm done. truth be told the pros far outweigh the cons but if a pregnant woman ever says she has absolutely no complaints about this miracle of life, well, to her i say "liar liar giant elastic band at the top of your pants on fire".
xo
No comments:
Post a Comment